JULIAN CLARY
A FISTFUL OF CLARY
Yee-haw! You’ve heard of The Man With No Name? Well, here's The Man With No Shame. Julian Clary, renowned homosexual and national trinket, is fixing to saddle up and head on out for his 2024 UK tour.
"Yes, it has a Western theme," the old buckaroo confirms, sipping Bourbon from a pint tankard. "It was only a matter of time before I eased myself into some chaps" he adds, dabbing his temples with a damp flannel.
Julian is sure that the men in the audience will be so eager to join his posse they won't be able to keep their hands off his Rawhide. The lucky few will play with him on stage in the Hang 'em Low saloon, and the final shoot-out will result in Julian giving himself selflessly to the last man standing. Who knows what else he'll do for a few dollars more?
"A man's gotta do what a man’s gotta do…" drawls Julian cryptically before becoming engrossed in his embroidery.
'Julian Clary unleashes a tsunami of smut' Guardian
'The master of camp comedy' Times
'Adult comedy that makes you giggle like a child' Standard
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